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Why You Shouldn’t Join the Alchemical Business Accelerator

We’ve been talking a lot recently about why the Alchemical Business Accelerator is such a transformative container for spiritual business owners who want to scale with pleasure & magic.

But we’re gonna get real for a second:

This program is not for everyone.

Seriously. 

That’s the whole point of the application process: to make sure everyone who joins is really meant to be here. They’re ready to take their business to the next level & they’re committed to putting in the work to get there.

Every time we open the doors to ABA, we get at least a few applications from people who just aren’t a good fit.

So let’s clear up just who shouldn’t join the Alchemical Business Accelerator

...so we can make space for those unstoppable magical businesses that are 100% ready for this potent alchemical process.

  1. You’re afraid to invest in your business

Investing in your business is a powerful energetic event that is going to magnetize more wealth to you.

Here’s one program participant who made her investment back 2x in the first two weeks of the program:

“Let me tell you how quickly last night’s Magick materialized abundance in my life. I’ve been doing the practices you shared for a week after never practicing this type of Magick in my life…

1 My mom just handed me $10K. She sold her house and gifted me, my sister, and my brother. Whoa!

2 The perfect coaching client showed up this morning. She started talking and the words just came out about coaching. We’re talking tonight about specifics.

3 A man who I’d written off texted me and has changed/grown in a way I’d wished for.”

We’re committed to helping you get your investment back in the first month.

And setting up your business so that you can show up only from a place of inspiration, let go of the drudgery of the day-to-day -- and yes, even go on vacation.

Ask yourself: What are the biggest revenue opportunities that will come BECAUSE of this program?

Past participants in the program have…

  • Gifted one another free business coaching sessions, healing sessions & more

  • Featured one another on their podcasts

  • Introduced each other to new clients

  • Coached one another through raising their prices

  • Given great feedback to help each other pin down their offers

In addition to all the guidance & support they got from the course material and our 1:1 calls.

The list of potential financial benefits is endless, but only you can know if you are ready.

2. You’re drowning in 8 other programs right now

We hear this allll the time - people wondering if they should join ABA when they’re already in a bunch of other programs.

As long as you’re confident that you can attend the trainings and Q&As and spend the time you need implementing everything you’re learning, you’ll be golden. 

Being in a handful of other programs doesn’t have to hold you back… but you’re the only one who can know if you’re over-committed.

Not sure about this one??

Go listen to my podcast on “How to get the most out of any program” stat:

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3. You’re not ready to release control

Look, we know what it’s like. Releasing control in your business… is hard!

(Been there, done that, recorded the podcast about it).


Trusting someone to examine your business up close & lovingly tell you what is no longer serving you can feel like a huge shift.


And… it’s going to expedite your journey to 6-figures and beyond wayyy faster than if you tried to figure it out on your own.

The Harvard Business Review found that when CEOs received mentorship from a trusted expert in the field, their companies benefited — even among some of the biggest companies in the world with billions of dollars in revenue.

84% of CEOs surveyed credited mentorship with helping them avoid expensive mistakes and become more proficient in their jobs.

(And yes, you are a CEO - you boss bitch, you)

4. You aren’t ready to dive into your shadow

If you’re all about love and light and you’re not interested in getting down with the dirty parts of yourself & your business, this program isn’t for you.

Your consciousness is like a river. When you experience traumas, that river fractures into  different streams, diverting your will.

If you desire an adoring audience of 100,000 people but you’re terrified of being seen… you’re going to have a hard time manifesting that audience.

In ABA, we unify our will through soul reintegration by merging our unconscious and conscious minds so that they work together for our goals.

This allows us to manifest what we want faster than ever.

Shadow work can be transformative for everyone… but not everyone is ready.

5. You’re not 100% sure your business is the path you want to be on

We’ve had past participants in ABA who…

  • Quit their jobs to focus on their business full time

  • Hired their first team members or expanded their team

  • Developed their signature program that they’re going to continue launching for years & years to come 

Aka, this is not a program for anyone who isn’t ready to go all in.

It’s for heart-centered entrepreneurs who know that their business is their soul purpose.

ABA is perfect for you if...

You already change lives through your coaching, consults, astrology, tarot or other service-based business — but you want to grow & scale your business to bring in way more clients (without ruining your work-life harmony).

You sell services or digital products like courses, masterminds, and group programs.

You feel overworked & disconnected from your business, even though you know you’re birthing important work into this world.

You want to join a community of other like-minded women CEOs.

The Alchemical Business Accelerator is all about empowering you to step into the full power of your role as Visionary CEO.

So you feel fully supported & confident in creating a scalable business with you as the leader.

ABA is now open for early application.

When you apply today & are accepted, you’ll unlock a bonus 90-minute 1:1 call with me.


Click here to learn more & apply.