For spiritual entrepreneurs & online service providers who are sick of “scraping by,” and are ready to have more than enough money, clients & time freedom.
This is the exact process that allowed me to triple my revenue in just a few months and start creating $10K+ months consistently.
Dirty Alchemy presents...
A 12-week online program for finally creating the financial freedom you’ve been craving – without feeling burnt out or compromising your weirdness or intuition.
For spiritual entrepreneurs who are ready to…
Feel confident in your ability to lead your business, create demand for your offers, and sell out your services
Stop feeling resentful of the time & energy you invest in your business, and learn how to raise your prices so that you feel gloriously compensated
Get out from under the crushing feeling of never knowing what the next month will bring, and instead design your unique recipe for consistent monthly revenue
Chances are, you’re a spiritual entrepreneur who’s passionate about using your gifts to change the lives of your clients.
But despite following everyone’s checklist of marketing techniques, you still can’t seem to create the amount of consistent cash flowing into your business that would uplevel your lifestyle to where you want it to be.
Maybe that's weekly massages, vacations in Tulum, buying a tiny home, or investing in that certification...
(You know that consistently making more money would allow you to create your dream life & nourish your spirit. And when you can show up fully & with an overflowing cup, it benefits your clients too.)
You pour so much time & energy into your business that you often end the work day completely drained, but you can’t seem to create more than a few thousand dollars every month.
Creating an online business that makes you good $$$$ and makes the world a better place doesn't have to feel overwhelming or take years...
Especially for magical people who know how to magnify their power and have the cosmos on their side.
You can skip over allll the hustling and failing over & over again as you try to figure everything out by yourself…
...and get right to the “creating sustainable revenue” phase of business.
All you need is the right structure & foundation in place… and a dash of magic 😉✨
This is the course I wish I had when I got started.
It would have saved me years of figuring it all out on my own & helped me leap from undercharging at an hourly rate to an income that supports my desired lifestyle & pays for additional support from a virtual assistant & mentors.
This program has everything I wish I knew in my first 5 years of my business: the strategy, the practical action steps, the mindset work, tools & insights… you name it.
This is not a formula.
This is for intuitive, creative people who want clear guidance on how to get their business off the ground, fast.
(while recognizing that “formulas” aren’t nuanced enough for your unique rhythm and creative flow & don’t honor the massive source of inspiration you’re tapped into)
Are you ready to stop treading water in your business & start building a stable foundation that allows you to grow, scale, and bring in consistent revenue?
Are you ready to stop thinking of yourself as a “freelancer” or “service provider” and step into the role of Fully Initiated Magical Business Leader?
Are you ready to discover how to work with planetary magic to bring your business to its next evolution?
Are you ready to stop flailing around as you try to figure out the keys to a successful business on your own… and learn from my 10+ years supporting magical business owners in reaching 6- and 7-figures?
You found this program for a reason. This is the sign you need.
“I was at a point of having studied business and run businesses but with no consideration for magic and making it sustainable/fun/magical/suitable for me. This helped me find a way to do business in a way that will ensure I don’t burn out and give up.”
Caroline Knight, Body Love Coach
“Sam offers a beautiful combination of specific strategic advice, and also curiosity and questioning to push you further and provide space for breakthroughs to happen. Her operational knowledge and mastery is unbeatable!”
Danielle Robin, Conscious Relationship Coach
“Sam leads in such a thoughtful, grounded way. She has the magic power of taking something vast and breaking it into digestible pieces. I feel a confidence and self-reliance that I didn't know possible.”
Olga Naiman, Spatial Alchemy
“Let me tell you how quickly last night’s Magic materialized abundance in my life. I’ve been doing the practices you shared for a week after never practicing this type of Magic in my life…
My mom just handed me $10K. She sold her house and gifted me, my sister, and my brother. Whoa!
The perfect coaching client showed up this morning. She started talking and the words just came out about coaching. We’re talking tonight about specifics.
A man who I’d written off texted me and has changed/grown in a way I’d wished for.”
Dirty Alchemy Program Participant
“Just wanted to pop in and celebrate Sam Garcia for being such a portal of transformation! I’ve been LIT the fk up after every one of our calls and she has been a powerful catalyst for immensely potent shifts in my business and entire reality and I’m so grateful for her and all of you! 💛✨”
Dirty Alchemy Program Participant
...waking up to dozens of responses to your latest email from people saying that what you wrote spoke to their soul
...opening your PayPal account and realizing that for the first time ever, you’re going to hit your big monthly revenue goal
...having to start a WAITLIST because you have more people interested in working with you than you can handle
...having a heart-centered business that expresses your soul’s calling and supports your family
...saying goodbye to the nonstop hustle & reclaiming your work-life harmony
Despite what you hear from mainstream marketing, leaning into your magic is the key to success.
(I’m talking $$$$ and a loving audience that’s eagerly awaiting for your next content drop.)
Having a healthy income & sustainable revenue in your magical online business can be easy. It doesn’t have to take years.
But you need expert guidance from someone who’s been there before to show you the way.
This is the course I wish I had when I got started... it would have saved me years of figuring it all out on my own & helped me leap from charging hourly at nearly minimum wage to an income that supports my desired lifestyle & to pay for additional support from a virtual assistant & mentors.
Market your offers in a way that makes your ideal customers EXCITED to throw money at you because they already know your work is going to change their lives.
Learn how to lead sales calls & raise your prices so that you feel gloriously compensated by your business.
Discover how working with planetary energy can support you in expanding your visibility, seducing your dreamiest clients, and creating surprise windfalls of fast cash.
Get crystal clear on your unique offer, who you want to serve, and how to fully book out your services with only clients you love working with… so you never need to panic about where your next client is coming from again.
Get off the feast-or-famine rollercoaster of inconsistent income & learn the tools, skills, and mindset shifts to creating consistent revenue – the same ones that took me 5+ anxious years to perfect in my business – in just 12 weeks.
Gain access to my 10 years of experience teaching online businesses how to build an unshakeable foundation, so that you can grow without the constant failure, hustle & heartbreak.
Becoming the Fully Initiated Magical Business Owner
Building a business comes with a lot of discomfort: making big decisions around your offers, talking to your clients about raising your prices, putting yourself out there over & over again…
But you don’t need to feel fear, anxiety OR doubt around these not-so-sexy parts of business. In this module, you’ll discover how to shift your mindset & release the beliefs that are holding you back — so that you can approach every part of your business with bone-deep confidence in your creative genius & your leadership skills.
Your Offer & Your Craft
In this module, you’ll discover how to market in a way that makes your ideal clients say, “I need that!!” You’ll also learn the recipe for rising above the competition, so you never feel like you’re competing for clients again.
By getting deep clarity around who your ideal customers are, you can ensure that your business serves them exactly what they desire (leading to raving fans, testimonials, and referrals).
Your Customer & Their Transformation
In this module, you’ll learn how to create a compelling offer that will make you irresistible in the eyes of your dream clients.
This module is going to put an end to Imposter Syndrome for good by helping you get clear on the true value of your offers. Because YOU knowing the value of your services is integral to creating an audience that will trust you enough to take the leap & buy from you.
Pricing
How you price your offers is key to a sustainable & profitable business. In this module, you’ll learn 3 different approaches for how to price your offers so that it becomes a no-brainer investment, even to clients with initial objections.
You’ll also get clear on when it’s time to raise your prices & how to do it, complete with a script of the same email I successfully used to raise my prices 60% for my biggest retainer client.
Sales
Discover how to lead sales calls in a way that feels natural, true to your heart, and not awkward for the person on the other end – so that your potential clients feel the transformational value of your work before they ever pay you.
Sales calls are one of the key pieces that allowed me to 10x my revenue over the past 3 years. This module will give you the foundation to do the same.
Mindset Shifts & Money Blocks
Gain insight into the thoughts & beliefs around money that may be consciously or unconsciously preventing your growth.
You’ll learn new tools that will grow your business faster than ever, including simple magical practices you can do in less than 60 seconds a day that will channel your own power & the expansive power of the universe into hitting your goals.
Getting Clients: The 28-Day Marketing Cycle
Worried about where you’ll get your next clients?
Learn the comprehensive cyclical process for setting & hitting your marketing goals (AKA bringing in more cash and clients consistently without feeling like you’re wasting all your time & energy chasing them down).
SHHH… JOIN NOW AND UNLOCK THESE SECRET BONUSES:
Email Scripts for raising your prices, announcing a new offer & more
Save time and energy with our proven templates, so you can finally say good-bye to the mind drama around emailing your list.
Business In Flow Meditation
Open your heart-space and allow more effortless flow & creativity into your business with this guided meditation.
30 Days of Social Media Prompts
Say goodbye to long hours spent wondering, “What the funk do I even write??” These prompts will put you on the fast track to connecting to your ideal customers & inspire you to create even more electric content.
Anna is a coach and witch who has practiced intensive magic for the past 6 years. Anna is devoted to creating more magic in the world, and she loves re-inventing ancient magical techniques for a modern audience.
As part of Monetize Your Magic, you’ll get 7 Ritual Meditations to connect you with the energy & the magic of each of the inner planets.
Plus, Anna will guide you into the magic with seven 15-20 minute videos & audio recordings and walk you through a planetary magic ritual that is uniquely designed to support the Monetize Your Magic intentions.
Curious about how the planets interact with this work?
The Sun supports you in showing up from your soul’s purpose.
The Moon is all about your mindset & intentions.
Mercury helps you to hone your craft & your marketing
Venus enchants your audience into falling in love with you & supports you in creating an incredible transformation for them.
Mars can help you to gear up for sales calls & make your business an unstoppable force in the world.
Saturn supports you in creating stable foundations & cycles in your business.
Jupiter catapults you to success by dissolving your money blocks & expanding into the next level of your business.
Through these Planetary Magic Rituals, you’ll gain grounded spiritual knowledge about how you can work with the planets to bring in your desired results in your business.
Hey! I’m Sam. When I first started my online business, I had no idea what to expect. I started making less than $1000/month and living off of savings, being as frugal as possible... but I knew it had to be easier than that.
I knew I couldn’t work a 9-5 job where I was cooped up in an office all day, working on someone else’s schedule. So I kept pushing myself and my business.
Eventually, through a lot of hard work, I started making more than juuuust enough to make ends meet - enough to stop being obsessed with cutting any & all costs. And that’s when I finally realized that there was a ton more success and money available to me. There was a system. It was repeatable.
When I started to make the perspective shifts & mindset upgrades I teach in MYM… combined with allllll the practical sales & marketing strategies my triple-Virgo heart is obsessed with… that’s when my business exponentially grew.
Now, I have a team of 3 supporting the business & I’m the breadwinner for my family… while regularly working 20 hour weeks, taking whole days off to explore new creative projects, spending 60% of my time hanging with my dogs at the beach & donating a percentage of profits every month to the environmental causes close to my heart.
I’ve been a longtime student of magical practices & planetary magic, and weaving them into my business has been one of my greatest pleasures. It’s allowed my business (and life!) to continue to evolve and have more money, love, creativity, and success.
I can’t wait to watch your business do the same.
1.
You’re a freelancer or you have a service-based business, but it could be better.
Some months you’re flush with cash & clients… but other months you’re barely squeaking by
You’re on a rollercoaster of highs and lows that feels dangerously close to burnout
You’re not always confident that there will be a new client waiting in the wings if one of your regular clients falls through
You’re taking on clients who don’t feel fully aligned with your business goals because you need the money
Or…
2.
You have a genius business idea that feels like it’s your soul’s calling, but you don’t know where to start or how to make it profitable.
You already have a great skill set from working for someone else, and now you’re ready to apply it to your own business
You love the idea of having way more freedom & no income ceiling by working for yourself doing something that lights you up
You’ve been loving this whole #workfromhome thing & you’re ready to go full-time remote
You want to start a side hustle to supplement the income you already have coming in
This program is not the right fit for you if...
- You don’t have a clear idea of the business you want to start
- You have a product-based business (e.g., you sell soaps or spell bags)
What happens after I enroll?
After you join, you’ll receive instant access to Monetize Your Magic. The bonus materials will also be immediately available to you.
Can I work with Sam 1:1?
If you want to work 1:1 with Sam and you are making at least $50,000 annually in your business, you can apply for coaching here.
Will I really get a credit for the next cohort of the Alchemical Business Intensive?
Yes! When you join Monetize Your Magic, you can roll the full price forward as a credit toward the Alchemical Business Intensive. That's a $2,000 future discount you can use at any time!
Creating financial freedom in your business is the best first step to creating a 6+ figure business that runs on its own. Enroll in Monetize Your Magic today and get your full investment back when you're accepted to the Alchemical Business Intensive.
What is planetary magic & how will it help my business?
Many of my 6+ and 7 figure clients LOVE planetary magic. It’s one of the most potent and accessible types of magic there is.
I interviewed witch & certified Existential Kink coach Anna Marback, who created the planetary magic meditations for Monetize Your Magic, on the Business as a Magical Practice podcast. You can listen to my interview with Anna here to learn more. Or you can just trust in the magic & take the leap ;)
What is the refund policy?
You can request a refund within 48 hours of joining.
How much time will I need to dedicate to Monetize Your Magic every week?
Plan to dedicate approximately 2 hours/week to watch the module videos & implement their teachings into your business.
Almost every video in the modules is under 15 minutes – because it’s the quality of time that matters, not how much time. After you go through the module videos, you’ll have Workbook prompts to help you immediately start implementing these teachings in your business. You may want additional time in a quiet space to go through the planetary magic meditations.
Supercharge your magical online business & start making the consistent revenue you’ve been craving
Learn the skills & techniques I used to triple my prices without drowning in mind drama or losing clients
Embody the confidence of a fully initiated magical business owner in every decision you make for your business
Start making consistent monthly revenue when you know exactly how to spend your days to fill your client roster